April 1st

If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.

Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)

by Becky said stop March 31, 2020

April 2nd

International Remy Day

April 2nd is International Remy Day to show mfs who is the superior rat.
Fuck Stuart Little.

by remystan420 April 2, 2020

April 7

This is National love your family day. Appreciate what all they do for you and tell them you love them.

Daughter- I love you
Mom- I love you too
Dad- What’s this all about?
Daughter- It’s April 7!

by 22-qt April 6, 2020

April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

April 30

The day the fucking prankester was born, never mess with that nigga, he be strong and will screw you up

Damn bro he was probably born on April 30 thats our King

by Dirtycumslut September 6, 2020

April 15th

The day that the best girl in the world popped out of her mama's vajay jay.

Today is April 15th move out the way mother truckers!!!!

by THICCERS October 16, 2020

April 21st

The day everyone is bored

Bob:Ugh it’s April 21st.
Stacy:Let’s just take sleeping pills to make the day go away.
Bob:HOW ABOUT ALOT SO WE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS DAY AGAIN?
Stacy:You’re Right!

by BREATH AIR NOT VAPE June 14, 2022