by Stormon mormon April 09, 2015
How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?
Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
by Mrrobot7891 November 11, 2020
A game where every Wednesday you search weird porn and go to the around the 100th page on google. Who knows what you'll get.
by MandibleHand March 11, 2019
A nigga named Ed that pulls his dick with a horse slong and he sperms in his mom´ma all night and he cum's on a rusted tractor and likes getting Alabama hot pockets he likes fucking donuts we also call him question mark.He is a dirty Mexican .And person named Ed that is a gay faggot that fucks his sisters because he is bored of fucking his mother he also uses a horse slong .
by poppa wank dick December 01, 2017
Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
by Nine Milz March 21, 2018
Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
by tbop January 10, 2011
by ^^!$#@ April 30, 2019