The Best fucking thing ever, omg. Sex stands for super, exclusive, xenias. Sex happens when a guy is really horny and goes to the closest bar and drink a lot of vodka. Then he sees a girl with a big fat ass and decide to go talk to her. Next, they end up fucking. He puts his big motherfucking dick into her nice and wet pussÿ. And that’s motherfuckers is sex!
Sofia: OMG Frida. Yesterday I had sex with Elias and another woman. And his dick was so big.
Frida: noooo way! That other woman was me! And hell yeah the dick was like a dinasaur.
Sofia: wohooowwww girl. That’s amazing. I can’t believe we had sex... wow that very cool.
Frida: maybe we should try it again some time.
Sofia: yeah. That sounds good to me.
Frida: when he come into my pussy yesterday I had the biggest orgasm ever. Like I never felt that way before.
Sofia: same.
Frida: noooo way! That other woman was me! And hell yeah the dick was like a dinasaur.
Sofia: wohooowwww girl. That’s amazing. I can’t believe we had sex... wow that very cool.
Frida: maybe we should try it again some time.
Sofia: yeah. That sounds good to me.
Frida: when he come into my pussy yesterday I had the biggest orgasm ever. Like I never felt that way before.
Sofia: same.
by Hornygirlsthatjustwantsex February 14, 2020
Get the Sexmug. WHen the birds and the bees hang out in the beehive, but the bird can’t fit into the beehive. So they go to the park and have sex in front of all the kids.
by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018
Get the Sexmug. by King jellybean @rick and morty April 19, 2018
Get the Sexmug. by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020
Get the sexmug. When a person feels like a person is beautiful either externally or internally, he or she may horny ( wet or hard). Their penis enlarges and their vagina gets wet. Then penatration into the vagina or anus(butthole) occurs when a male sticks his penis or female sticks a dildo in to the other male or female's anus(butthole) or vagina.
by Drizzy.drake23 January 23, 2018
Get the Sexmug. Or if you want it more formal.. "Love touch". "Dirty dance" is commonly used in parties, when a guy approaches a girl to "dance" but he's actually not trying to be too hideous and in a nice and flirty way, he asks her to hook up.
Guy: We had a dirty dance with my gf last night~
Guy 2: If only I could have sex with mine too.. She doesn't let me to touch her, since she's on her period.
Guy 2: If only I could have sex with mine too.. She doesn't let me to touch her, since she's on her period.
by Christina The Hottie 123 May 31, 2019
Get the Sexmug. 