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a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)
Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)
by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021
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Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.
Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?
by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020
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Childe

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!
by pooprox April 4, 2022
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Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.
Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child
by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016
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Samantha/star child

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable
Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child
by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025
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Chip Dipper Child

1. A kid who basically existed as “the household convenience tool” the one whose parents had them not out of love, but out of an unspoken desire for free labor, emotional support, errands, chores, and everything short of filing taxes.
2. Metaphorical Origin: The term comes from a baby’s soft spot on their head being used as a dip bowl to represent parents who use their kids for convenience.
“Bro I grew up a full-blown chip dipper child. I was doing dishes at five and raising my siblings at eight.”
by TraumaTortilla November 20, 2025
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child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos
"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"
by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022
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