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Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
by SaladTossr December 17, 2023
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Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
by SaladTossr December 17, 2023
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Bread

Bread.Theres all kinds of bread in the world,White bread, Pumpernickel,bagels,And sourdough.Most men like sourdough.Laurenzside is the QUEEN of bread.If you don't know her,type her user on YouTube.
Men:I LOVE sourdough! It's my favorite kind of bread!

Laurenzside:Im the queen of bread! (Laughs in bread queen.)
by Lylalalaappapapapqppq December 18, 2022
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I like bread

If you have this it means you're a femboy
Jayden: I like bread!
Magnus: You're a femboy.
by BrunchLunch December 22, 2022
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get off the bread

Getting off of or stopping the bullshit about Money issues
Get off the bread, I'm not paying you for that.
by Freshconman December 24, 2022
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Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
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Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023
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