My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

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ass gps

Usually a white male who knows the best places to find whores with a fat ass almost as if they were a GPS.

Tom: Dude I'm foaming at the mouth for some bitches with a fat ass.

Matthew: I know a spot bro. Loser Asshole Avenue has the hottest hoes with fat asses who are willing to fuck anytime.

Tom: Holy shit no way!

David: Don't do it Tom. They're probably infested with STDs. Fuck off Matthew, you ass gps.

by dajinco November 11, 2024

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Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

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ass creaking

When you are old and creaky but you can’t distinguish where it’s coming from so you just blame your ass.

Dude did your knee just creak?

No, bet it was your ass creaking!

by dukestreetkings October 3, 2017

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ass ate emotionally

Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.

I need my ass ate emotionally by you.

by sophalicious September 19, 2024

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