Shit-chat

Verb: Chatting on mobile devices while defecating

I am always busy during the day. The only time that I can get in touch with my friends is when I shit-chat.

by Textretary July 30, 2013

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Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey December 28, 2017

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When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 31, 2019

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A list of people you are going to take a shit on

Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list

by Fishtitties August 25, 2020

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The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 24, 2024

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When the bois are playing a game and something great happens, or some bullshit happens.

Fuze started fuzing the objective. “Woahly shit get out of here” - Pickycamel

by sw_eet_T March 14, 2021

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When performing deep RECTALINGUS and you still can't reach the SHIT with your tongue.

SCOTT today I keep sucking and sucking your BUTTHOLE deep but you must have done DEEP SHIT. as I still can't reach my meal.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

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