What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
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!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
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The fattest piece of white dog shit u have ever seen he looks like a dogs asshole and he’s fat as hell if you saw him your jaw would drop and just cry looking at his lactating boobs
by FATPEOPLESUCKSBALLS July 20, 2018
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Get the My ass mug.a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018
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