no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.

Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!

by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.

‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’

by mids99 October 28, 2020

shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble

1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.

by yomama.coma December 4, 2020

Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.

Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!

by Pikaster December 21, 2018

oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.

I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.

by cëllPirate November 16, 2021