Shit soufflé

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé

That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.

by Lonely diver June 28, 2023

Aw shit

Well, Goddamn it.

Hym "Aw... Well, aw shit... I forgot to say the thing. Alright, I was supposed to say 'I'm I going to think every breath you take without fucking me is going to call into question my genetic integrity?' But I forgot. Goddamnit! It's like the hook of the whole thing! It's like that part from The Joker where he's like 'What do you get when you cross..." it's the hook! I forgot the hook. Damn!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2023

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act

Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!

by Dabbletron September 29, 2025