Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

quan Shit

some DORK ASS NIGGA from philly that needs to be given a wedgie immediately after being spotted on the streets, in school or even in a public establishment. Another definition is a DWEEB ASS NIGGA thats mad sherm

Actually definition:
somebody’s who is a shit eater, titty milk drinker and a dork ass dweeb ass nigga

Yo see that dude over there, he be on some quan shit

Yea i see why we dont fuck with his dork ass 😭✌🏽

by Quanhater201372 November 22, 2024

Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner

by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021

All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.

Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!

by yellowunocard August 14, 2025

Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.

Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!

by Edginglord July 15, 2025

Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

by Barnanaman July 19, 2024

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"

by pandashark775 September 18, 2022