Shit Show

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!

wow crocodile dundee is new at this shit show, better roll some more poopy cigs!

by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022

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SASTRA's Vinaya boy's hostel's food

The food is shit

by anonymous January 1, 2023

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Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

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shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on the toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit so bad!”

Woman: “Can we do the shit-n-spin while you’re in there?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

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Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

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