Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

shit

1. A expression used to show the ending of a satisfactory sentence, mainly among women.
2. The brown log that comes out of your ass after a Chipotle date.
3. Something you won't be to your ex.

1. "His dick was hella long, but he was ugly. Shit.
2. "Nigga, hol' up. I gotta take a shit."
3. "Me and James broke tf up. He ain't shit!

by lowkey_definitionz October 23, 2017

Shit

Poop

I have to take a shit Tom!!

by I succed my ded gramp at schol June 6, 2018

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

Piece of shit

Guys names Jerry who leave there job to go work at the county and wear shorts. Normally go by the title Mr cocksuckaa

Boy Mr Cocksucka is a piece of Shit

by Pieceoshito October 3, 2019

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

UD that shit

1)When randomly having a conversation with somebody, you create a word worthy of putting on Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.

C: "My friend calls herself Lesbozilla."
B:"UD THAT SHIT!"
C:"KAYY :D"

by C <3 June 20, 2010