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Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex
Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.
by Milf33 May 5, 2025
mugGet the Shit a brickmug.

Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage
Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
mugGet the Piece of Shitmug.
You
‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
mugGet the stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking nowmug.

No Shit

I live on earth.. No shit
by SenPlab March 2, 2024
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Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
mugGet the Eat shit and diemug.

shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 25, 2022
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