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Edmond Memorial high school

The one school in Edmond known for having the most dickriders.
All them folks at Edmond memorial high school will dickride on anything.
by Edmond_north August 16, 2023
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Manitou Springs High School

A boushy place that is full of vanity and neuroticism.
there's ALOT of white people at Manitou Springs High School(not that it is a bad thing, just an observation)

you can meet some cool people at Manitou Springs High School
by yourmomslover( ; October 15, 2019
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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school

well school it's a place where you can study but yet again die, just like I did two years ago in gr6 (that's how I felt)
lil boy in gr 5: this school is so cool
big girl in gr 8: ya as long as you don't die
lil boy in gr 5: what do you mean
big girl in gr 8: you'll understand once you're in six grade
lil boy in gr 5: oop
by xxX.alex.Xxx has died September 11, 2020
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School curriculum

Dumb×idiotic that's it by not tea hung us how to pay taxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do u like de School curriculum cause I like it
die cunt
by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019
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Shanghai High School International Division

Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived

One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.

Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.

Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.

Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.

But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"

Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"

John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"

Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
by Cardan_Greenbriar_my_bae September 9, 2022
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School

Let me guess, your on the Urban Dictionary when your supposed to be listening to your teacher, well, I caught ya buddy.
They forced me to do a fucking caption. school.
by speedyadventure October 23, 2023
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