Really? Fucking shit? Are you in elementary school? Or are you just so fucking bored? Nonetheless shit means poop.
by Demodog13 May 20, 2021
Get the Shitmug. The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
Get the shit capingmug. Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 7, 2022
Get the Shit-Buffermug. Pooppooopopopppopooop shit shit shit shit shit
by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018
Get the Shitmug. 
Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…
by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022
Get the shitting gummy bearsmug. by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015
Get the Shit-wreckmug.