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Sherif day

When you can't be fucked working, so you take a day off work to watch TV and wank
Today I could not be arsed working, so I thought fuck it, I'm taking a sherif day
by Sub46 February 24, 2024
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National Glu Day

April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”

“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”

1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”

“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
by DucANH2409_GluGlu April 7, 2024
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National Ben Day

National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.
William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”

Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”

William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022
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wyvern day

A day in which a specific establishment is selling pot chicken in their canteen premises.
It may be wyvern day in one establishment (e.g. a school) but not wyvern day on another establishment (e.g. a restaurant), it all depends on whether they are selling pot chicken or not.
Usually establishments that for some reason always serve pot chicken are exempt from wyvern day.
"Hey, if you spot that it's wyvern day and you find me on that day then please tell me because I cannot be bothered to queue up for ages and then have no pot chicken to buy"
by Truthminator November 5, 2020
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National JEGthePoet Day

October 14th is the day JEGthePoet released his first self-titled EP. We celebrate this day, where his career took off. We love you.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard? It’s National JEGthePoet day!
Person 2: THAT’S SICK!
by Slastar91 February 5, 2022
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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National Caspian Day

National Caspian day is a celebration on December 20th, celebrating the days, weeks, and years of pure friendship they have given you. To show your appreciation on this day, buy a Caspian you know silly little jellyfish stickers; or a body cream they’ve been dying to try!
“Happy National Caspian Day, Caspian! *gives them jellyfish stickers*”

“YIPPE”
by Rjigiidid April 21, 2023
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