“i hate spruce mountain high school you all are a bunch of cry baby ass eaters who can’t do simple math”
by IDONTLIKEYALL November 11, 2021
Get the spruce mountain high schoolmug. A type of prison that will brainwash children into adults. it is the worst torture known to man but no one seems to do anything about it.
by trololswagerchair April 30, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. Hym "Just found out about the Georgia School Shooting that just happened. No details on a motive yet."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Georgia School Shootingmug. A School full of weed smokers and capers that think they are cool but they are all nobodies that live in crappy houses.
Mason “Are you going to EF middle school this year?”
Ryan “Nah it smells like weed and vapes too much.”
Ryan “Nah it smells like weed and vapes too much.”
by Big Daddy Dalton April 10, 2024
Get the EF middle schoolmug. 1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
Get the Bible School Crushmug. The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.
I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!
by Kaye Mack July 18, 2021
Get the Ottawa Hills High Schoolmug. Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.
boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate
by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024
Get the Bethlehem Center High Schoolmug.