Dilly Dick

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.

The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.

by Ridge man May 6, 2018

dick code

The combination to a penis maneuver in sexual conflict

She wanted the dick code tho

by The bro code 420 May 6, 2018

Stunt dick

A man that will bang your significant other. Either behind your back or in a cuck situation.

While Frank was working a double, Stone spent a couple hours playing stunt dick with his fiance.

by Bilge pump May 6, 2018

dick sticky

When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.

It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.

by CondomChomper February 17, 2018

Scissor dick

When a person name pall plays stab the anis with scissors on a guy named Kris

Pall scissor dicks Kris every night

by King ducky February 20, 2018

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018