by Delantae Woods June 22, 2024
Get the you finna bouncemug. Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.
Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"
Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."
Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"
Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."
Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the Youmug. The foundation which was built off how lucky you get or are and for those big dick daddies who was lucky enough to get a girl branded with such said tattoo. To all those alike well Lucky You!!!
by sleepyspunderelli January 3, 2023
Get the Lucky you foundationmug. A good way to say goodmorning, goodnight, how are you, Im fine thank you, also another term of I love you, and Im sorry:>
by BabygirlLovesochinchin September 26, 2020
Get the Fuck youmug. Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019
Get the You are what you eatmug. Someone who considers themself to be somebody other than themselves. Meaning you are the person you are talking to. Your boss is probably you and your spouse is you. The name YouTube came from this... People being paid to record themselves doing things above an beyond.
He's you.
by Sainerd April 24, 2021
Get the Youmug. what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.
by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015
Get the are you my unclemug.