Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome July 01, 2020

Bitch ass shit

Meaning something annoying or bad

Student: This class is bitch ass shit

Student: Ugh we have school tomorrow this is bitch ass shit

by Barbztherapy June 14, 2022

Bitch ass shit

What frost from kc mo does

When someone looks out for you and let’s you borrow money and they just say fuck you and stop answering the phone.

Man frost did some bitch ass shit!”
“What he do ?”
“I threw him some work and didn’t pay me! “
“Man that’s some bitch ass shit!”

by Kcgritter816913 February 10, 2023

Tray 'O' Shit

When the Irish shit a lot and put it on a tray

Oh matey that's a Tray 'O' Shit you got there, better go command q on life

by mapledick November 27, 2018

Luke Rockhold Shit

Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.

Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

No Shit Sherlock

Something that someone says when someone else tells that someone something they already new.

You need to take the cap off the water bottle before you can drink the water. ("Well no shit Sherlock").

by js_unknown15 December 30, 2021