Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder
Jon D is a dog shit welder
by Jdwelder May 11, 2021
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godsend shit

A shit where you wipe your ass and nothing is there
"Hey dude you barely used the toilet paper", "Don't worry it was a godsend shit"
by tehxnite January 31, 2017
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Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit
Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!
by EricJC November 11, 2021
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Shit Whistle

Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.

Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”

Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”

Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!
by sleet420 February 13, 2021
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Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021
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upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.
by DongJones October 11, 2015
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