Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.

It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

bully shit

Someone who is winning in life

- Bro, Mark had a car when he was 16! He might as well be 18 frrr
- Damn, he’s on his bully shit

by Itz_coollayo June 3, 2022

make a shit pie

To let joshua have anal sex with megan causing a shit...pie

I'll make you a shit pie! Make a shit pie

by Wocafender March 14, 2024

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022