Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.

guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024

Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act

Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!

by Dabbletron September 29, 2025

shit dumps

when something is really cool.

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!

by ceara, dezi and erin December 28, 2007

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

Blue Shit

An insult used to say ''fuck you'' to the fans of Half life: Blue shift

Person 1: Hey i love blue shift!
Person 2: You mean blue shit?
Person 1: kill your-

by Azureh January 12, 2024

Tetris Dat Shit

The act of one or more individuals interlocking steps used to step up and get boats.

Man Ryan and I really Tetris Dat Shit yesterday.

by :HLKJFGDZSF July 10, 2014

Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022