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Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.
Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!
by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015
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Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."
by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023
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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
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Piece of Shit

"Piece of Shit" means "Awesome"
I look into the mirror and I say to myself: "I'm a piece of shit!"
by Reportre October 25, 2019
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Shit pocket

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.
Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET
by Traveling ass January 11, 2015
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Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.
by shitte_ton November 24, 2017
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dog shit

by DOG SHITTER November 22, 2020
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