Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017

Medusa dick

When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis

Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick

by RudeMikie February 13, 2017

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

pixy dick

Meaning 1. : dipping your dick in anything substance e.g milk ,Honey , flour ..... meaning 2: a small dick covered in glitter

Today Micheal showed me his pixy dick it was astonishing

by Savannah Waldorf & Gordon bass February 17, 2017

dick

1.Act of penis

2.Over penis
3.turned up

1.you just like act of penis , you dicken !

2.Wow this game just way too over penis !!

3.We all turned up at her party , we all doing though ....

by Johns Dicken February 17, 2017

twizel dick

A person that has a zigzag shaped penis that thinks with his member rather than his brain and/or a who is an absolute complete clueless pure foolish ignorant assh**e of a person, usually a man but sometimes can be a woman.

Damn, Steven is such a twizel dick. He sent me Dick pics to try and prove he's better than my boyfriend when I told him I'm in a long term relationship.

by Mina Sakura February 19, 2017

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017