rust in my crust

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

Fray my Slay

To bum someone out, rain on a parade or harsh a mellow.

Dude, don’t fray my slay!

by Dan-000 March 8, 2024

my little ghost boy

A guy you like and he can see ghosts.

“What’s Jordan’s name on Snapchat”
“‘My little ghost boy’”

by Jdemon666 July 28, 2018

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

my wisdom

To be someone's girl or wife

I'm on the phone with my wisdom

by SexyCaramel February 9, 2023

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022