A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
Get the Shit Hammockmug. What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.
Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!
by Edginglord July 15, 2025
Get the Pathetic piece of shitmug. People who make fun of ronnie mcnutts death. Like seriously,how much of a sociopath do you have to be?!
by SSSNOOTY September 12, 2022
Get the piece of shitmug. by MOMMYMILKER69 May 13, 2022
Get the Packing a Shitmug. 
caca brown that comes out of the anus. also known as a loser or tool. shit monsters are also very common.
by crap poop October 31, 2009
Get the shitmug. An expression Libguun uses very often. Can be used on many things such as when eating a nice food, during rap freestyles or just chilling with the squad
by Ginjin November 22, 2021
Get the Hoolooroo gang shitmug.