Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

Ass pickle

An ass pickle is an insult to someone that you hate and no one likes

Gianna Walker smells like such an ass pickle

by Tacuban March 17, 2016

Basketball Ass

A fat ass you want to dribble on your penis

My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.

by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021

ass hoe

Bitch u stank

Bitch u stank I don't want to fuck you at all ass hoe

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog

Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!

by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020