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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.

Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.

by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022

Shit

Meth, crank, ice, shards, crystal, go fast, dope

Did you get the shit?

by MilkMaid420 May 1, 2018

The shit

God, A phrase used to describe a place of euphoric high and devastating lows..no one truly knows the shit, but we praise it when things go right, we step in it when things go wrong.

These beats are the shit.

I fucked up an got fired, cuz I stepped in the shit.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

In the shit

If you are in the shit you are in trouble or finding something hard.

Simon: Ughhhhh why did you break my car door? My dads gonna be well mad
Jay: Fucking hell, your in the shit!

by noncy gold January 28, 2021

that skye shit

When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.

Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit

by Killaa2 October 19, 2014

Shit Country

Faggot leaders + no consequences = shit country.

It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.

by Publius0987 April 23, 2025