Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

your mom

Gay

Your mom gay.

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*

by malma March 29, 2018

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023