shits and giggles

Dave: Dude! Why'd you draw a dick on the principal's mug?!
Sam: For shits and giggles.
by Pwrup Gambit December 06, 2020
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Pizza shit

You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness
Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”
by TheFruitOfSorrow March 22, 2021
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The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd
Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy
by Johnweinersnitchel January 07, 2022
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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

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BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021
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dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner
She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway
by Mikangel June 24, 2023
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Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now
“Just shitting my fello!”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023
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shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.
"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."
by Sublimesq March 03, 2015
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