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by antsasshill November 28, 2021

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.
Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector
by Chapper27 July 20, 2023

That's awesome!
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The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.
by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
