Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

runway cock

A penis, perfect in girth and length and with the right amount of veins running along the shaft. A truly beautiful member.
10/10 dick.

Friend: Hey wassup girl!? How was your date with Alex last night?
Girl: It was great! He came back to my place and I sucked his dick all night. He had a real runway cock...such a nice tasty dick.
Friend: Damn girl, I'd like some of that.

by nigga turtles May 5, 2018

cock bunker

the insertion point of a female (or male)that is overly abused and could fit multiple male genitalia inside of it.

look at that cock bunker

by Bat Dan April 29, 2009

El Cock

Eagle niggas add the el for emphasis

Suck my el cock

by Mr.fade February 11, 2019

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015