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Tyler cumjob

A pasty white fuckboy who can usually be found tormenting the protesters with his hairy dong in hand. His hobbies are saying no to dispo and calling people scumbags.
Yooo look at that Tyler cumjob over there he do be loving men tho
by LilCup June 1, 2020
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tyler zeh

AAAHJAGAAGAHAGAHAGHA *wheelchair noises*
"Bro did u see tyler zeh last night" "yeah i was hearing those wheelchair noises all night"
by YeetDevito September 30, 2023
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Tyler Rose

A young dad that is often referred to as the original dilf. Women often compliment his chest hair as it resembles the wooded Application Mountains. The only downfall is they have a tendency to be stingy af.
Man I wish I was a Tyler Rose. They are so dreamy to look at but they never offer you a beer.
by Nograssintheback2020 September 21, 2020
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Tyler

"Tyler" is named stereotype (similar to "Karen", or "Chad", but with a different role in the pantheon of named stereotypical personas).

A "Tyler" is someone who is extremely contrary, and due to being overly sheltered, their entire value of self worth is derived by constantly correcting everyone around them about all the things they were brainwashed with in highschool.

They have trouble accepting new information that conflicts with their existing world view, and even when confronted with evidence, they will instead insist on parroting back their pre-existing programming as a 10 page essay in the Facebook or YouTube comments section.
Susan: yeah, fvck you, "the man"!
Tyler: Well, actually, "the man" isn't a specific person...
by BrainSlugs83 September 13, 2022
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Tyler

tylers are gay asf bro. i rerember we were once changing clothes and all of a sudden, tyler took his two fingers and splurged them up my booty cheeks. i clenched them up IMMEADIILY. he started moaning all of a sudden, and took his other hand and started beating it. He takes some fried chicken that fat ass when he does stuff like this and pretends he has two penises. , he goes barefoot everywhere and licks his grippers. as he has a fetish for that stuff. tyler looks like a monkey and has one of the smallest dingilings ever, clocking in at 0.1 micrometers.
"Tyler what are you doing? we need protection"
"don't worry, ill be careful"
"alright fine, but is it in yet? i cant feel anything"
"hol up wait ima get my backup pp"
by tylernippetoucher69 February 12, 2025
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Tyler

Ouch, that must hurt. Why is my friend always the Tyler of the class?
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Tyler shot

When you take an alcohol shot directly from the bottle.
"Let's all do a Tyler shot."
by anonymous June 5, 2023
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