Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021

Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

by pseudoben December 15, 2008

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit

man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step

by smallballer March 20, 2009

two time shooter

Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.

Dominic gave Rita a two time shooter and she couldnt see for a whole day!

by twotimeshooter December 15, 2011

Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

by Ice Represent September 3, 2010