two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* May 30, 2008

two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

by tonya and troy July 10, 2006

rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.

Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.

by GeeOhCee March 04, 2011

Two-Sip Kameron

When one is such a lightweight, they cannot control themselves after just a few sips of alcohol.

I took a shot of bottom shelf vodka last night, sent out twelve drunk texts, vomited, then passed out. I'm definitely a Two-Sip Kameron.

by Hurricane Sophia October 12, 2014

Two timin hussie

A hoe

That’s two timin hussie had 3 girlfriends

by Mortyyyyy108899 May 05, 2018

Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

by pseudoben November 26, 2008

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 10, 2011