The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.

"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two

by Toon_Link_GotT September 7, 2016

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rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.

Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.

by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011

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two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

by tonya and troy July 14, 2006

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Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

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Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021

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