slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are

We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.

by lamelosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 8, 2017

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junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.

After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.

by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018

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Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

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molly slap

Term used both figuratively and literally to disrespectfully slap someone in the face, with an open hand. It is often, but not necessarily, two or three quick slaps on a row.

Not unlike a "bitch slap" but used when even less regard is called for. Molly, in this instance, is referring to the term for a female cat, e.g., the way it playfully swats at things. The implication is that the person being slapped is not worthy of even a bitch slap, let alone a real punch.

When Jay tucked his thumbs in his fists to fight, Joey laughed, gave him a molly slap, and walked away.

by Zilthai June 5, 2016

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