What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-triple-second-cousin.
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sesterple-second-cousin

Sesterple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
My sesterple-second-cousin is a good person.
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59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute
Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?
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Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.
"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."
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