Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018

Matt Urban

Matt Urban - The guy that goes around telling everyone he invented Urban Dictionary.
See Also - Aleta H

That guy walks around making up words on the fly, nobody can understand him. He's a real Matt Urban.

by RJH1985 August 27, 2015

Matt

Tall, beautiful, charming, makes you feel at ease with oneself. He is a has a big heart, but may get angry a little too easily when someone takes advantage of him. He wants someone to love him unconditionally because he is the same way when he loves someone. Has a hard exterior that guards his heart, but once you get inside the walls, he's super sweet and silly which women of all ages love especially the super hot milk types with big butts and dark hair. They can't help but want to be in his presence especially since he tends to make them feel amazing with his hugs and kisses. He is usually very in tune with a womans body language. He knows what a woman is telling him without any words being said. He is just plain wonderful inside on out even if he may not realize it. I hope one day he does. Maybe there's a special woman nearby that can help him see that about himself.

Matt is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life.

by Bigbootygal81 February 20, 2022

Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.

“Bro i’m way better than you”
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know”

by mej mej May 25, 2022

Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021

Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022

Yes Matt

There is a 50/50 chance I can in fact demonstrate that God is possible. God you're dumb!

Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025