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muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?
Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands
by muffinhands December 16, 2021
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Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.
Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!
by lliiilllging December 6, 2017
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Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)
1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"
by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011
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motocycle hands

an obnoxious gesture featuring two raised hands positioned as if grasping the handles of a chopper-style motorcycle, typically followed by flexing of the right wrist, representing the throttle-- used primarily to indicate one's desire to get the fuck out, or 'GTFO'; an unspoken symbol of being fed-up with the bullshit in one particular area, and the intention of leaving that area with great urgency
"I'm fucking out of here!" *motocycle hands*
"I'm 'bout to take my lunch!" *motocycle hands*
by Beef Supremecy April 14, 2010
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Hand feel

It's the equivalent of mouth feel... with food... but for games...
Ellie: I'm loving the hand feel in this game!
Chelsea: What?
by nataliemf October 29, 2019
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Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.
Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.
by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015
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Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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