To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

by thesleepyeel March 11, 2017

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023

When your side bitch is fat
by LordShahagan September 10, 2021

Your average tween, except for the fact that she looovoves Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Nordstrom! She has many crushes including: M**** C***** and P******. Her favorite catchphrase is "WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK, I LOOK LIKE A FRICKIN' TREE" Likes to occasionally moan, beacuse....welll...you know....
by 0ceanicCrust May 14, 2019

by ushisan May 27, 2023
