Shower Toy

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.
Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor
by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008
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B&B Shower

The act of taking a quick shower for the sole purpose of only washing your butt and balls.
John: You don't have time to shower we have to get to the party.

Bill: Don't worry, I'm just going to take a B&B Shower.
by Dylan Pij April 06, 2017
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Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.
"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"
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Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower
Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.
by Kate Huffman December 18, 2021
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Golden Shit Shower

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out
My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.
by Smotiram May 29, 2019
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San Pellegrino Shower

The act of using San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Spring Water as a substitute for champagne when celebrating a victory of some sort, as an F1 driver or the winner of Tour de France would.
"After slaying, the Lads celebrated their success with a San Pellegrino Shower (all the bottles had at this point already been popped)."
by GUWOP October 02, 2014
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cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.
A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.
by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 03, 2014
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