river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

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Derived from Jamaican slang. Much like the United States uses “69” as a way to symbolize dual-action oral sex, Jamaicans use the last two digits of their year of independence (1962) to depict the act of a a man slamming a woman from behind, whilst pulling her hair back, much like grabbing the dorsal fin of a shark from behind and pulling.

The term is also used in the popular game “bingo” when one cries out after matching 5 numbers. Essentially, meaning one has “nailed it!”

I took her home last night and delivered a brutal shark back-ing. That’s why she’s in a wheelchair now, Maahn.

Janet covered her last number, stood up, and yelled “back shark!” to claim her prize; a large gold pendant in the shape of “62”, and the resort staff have noticed.

by E.T. Fingermen May 16, 2021

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