Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

Rusty Treble Hook

The rusty treble hook is similar to the rusty hook but the subject uses 3 fingers instead of 1 as treble hooks have 3 hooks.

Darrell gave Adam the rusty treble hook, and his breath smelled like shit for the rest of the day.

by LongBoneGrunter May 8, 2009

rusty fish hook

When you hump doggy-style and after putting your index finger in her butt you stick it in her mouth and pull her cheek.

Amazing way to end up with an angry girlfriend. Stick your finger in her butt, then pull her cheek. She is a fish. You are the fisherman. You control the rusty fish hook.

by Stefan W September 6, 2007

Rusty Kitten

The butt, or more specifically, anus

-So how's your new girlfriend
-She's ok, but she won't take it in the rusty kitten

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009