Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Paper

usually just dies from scissors but against the rock its invincible

i threw a peice of paper at dwayne johnson and he just fell to the ground

by rtx morshu December 14, 2021

Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

paper

mm. paper tasty.

i eat paper but i don't eat the dog

by cham-p January 25, 2021

crepe paper

type of thin paper generaly known for being streamers

i will use crepe paper streamers for the party.

by crepeper March 31, 2017