John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013

John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 20, 2005

John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020

John DeFalco

the defalconator. the bad ass of the bad asses. chuck norris's confedont. the beast of the east.

chuck norris cleveland steamer John DeFalco

by tim redding June 16, 2010

John Leary

he is hot and I am not willing to give him up. if u see him or meet him don't let him go.

John Leary is a freakin hotty.

by hong-van liquor March 29, 2019

John Steamos

The act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.

"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"

by joey fingaz May 1, 2012