e-raped

when you log onto facebook/msn etc and get imediately subdued by a wave of messages like 'hi, how r u?' or 'wuu2?'

i have to log onto msn in offline mode just so i don't get e-raped

by BONGOZAKI lerrd October 19, 2010

pat e

1. to take a fat L
2. to be bad at a game; a bot
3. to masturbate

1. make you really took a pat e just now
2. what a pat e smh
3. have you patted ur e today?

by aramdana April 27, 2019

E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.

Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018

e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

by Heidipants August 3, 2007

E-rousal

Becoming aroused by any medium on the internet.

I got e-roused by that website. That e-hooker is e-rousing. I am feeling an immense amount of e-rousal. That pr0n gave me an E-rection. My E-nis is e-rect.

by Poss and Greg January 14, 2008

E-Packrat

One who never deletes any e-mails. Spam messages go unread, often causing an outrageous number of unread messages appear at all times.

When Bill logged into his e-mail, he had 3,426 unread e-mails. He is such an e-packrat!!

by EsOne June 12, 2008

e-mnesia

When one has a contact on a messenger or e-mail of whom he or she does not remember.

IMer 1: "Hey, who is this?"
IMer 2: "So-and-so, who's this?"
IMer 1: "Oh, you know, what's-er-face. Can you remind me how I know you?"
IMer 2: "I'm not sure... but you were on my buddies list too. It's like amnesia!"
IMer 1: "E-mnesia!"

by xanthraxx80 November 15, 2009