It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

ogre me

To take an ugly girl willingly. This differs from the traditional wingman theory because you are looking to go hogging that night. The ultimate goal of your evening is to land that hog. The intentions for the night is to lay a girl that is at the most a 2 or worst. When one ogres it they are hitting rock bottom. The next worst thing a man could do is go gay.

binder ill take that ugly chick, ogre me!

by Dark Danny Brown May 27, 2007

owk'd me

Pronounced "oaked"
Short slang for "obi wan kenobi'd me."
The term refers to obi wan's great power for mind control. Specifically where he tricks the storm troopers into letting him pass in star wars. So one would use this slang in reference to someone who has tricked you into doing something.

My girlfriend straight owk'd me into watching that chick flick last night.

by The Boozer May 2, 2009

adopt me

a roblox game that 7yrolds play

hey, wanna play adopt me?
“bro no”

by vylz November 14, 2021

me and chris

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023

other me

The best friends you’ll ever find, they have the same name, although sometimes it is spelled different. They are totally radical, and should never be handed an energy drink or a knife

Other Me! You lookin FINE tonight!

by Kass_Cass May 7, 2018