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girlfriend magic

when a girl is friends with another girl that trust each other and they do their girl talk which puts me in a good looking position
your trying to get a girl to think higher or you. so your friend whos friends with the girl puts in the good word which is girlfriend magic
by supercrazycool September 2, 2010
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magic

1. (noun): The controlled affectations or coherent observations of the physical universe through processes lacking any operating principles.

2. (noun): A practical application of operating principles so arcane despite not breaking any physical laws, that in a universe of infinite size and duration, one could be assured that they had never been discovered and used before, nor if lost, would ever be again.

3. (adjective): An attribute which indicates that something is fundamentally unexplainable; any attempt to explain it leads to logical contradictions.

4. (adjective): The hallucinogenic attributes of certain mushrooms.

5. (noun): A game played by predominantly sexually repressed male persons ranging from high school aged boys who have never been on a date, to middle aged men who tell themselves they are holding out for the right person, preferably a real live anime furry.
examples:

1a. Oh my god, it's magic! Run for your life!
1b. Wouldn't it be nice if they taught magic side by side with physics in public schools and let the students decide?
2. George Foreman's grill is magic. And it knocks out the fat.
3a. Darling, this evening is simply magical. So I guess I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms.
3b. Q: In a town where every man must be shaved by the barber if and only if he doesn't shave himself, how does the barber get shaved? A: Magic.
4. Darling, this evening is totally freaky because I'm so wasted. I'm glad I ate those magic mushrooms.
5. Look at those nerds over there playing magic. Now point and laugh.
by thesandor July 24, 2009
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dick magic

You wanna see some dick magic? Ta-Da!
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Black Magic Woman

A woman of color who repeatedly likes to touch little boys/girls with her hair weave. Then the "black magic woman" takes the little child back to her cottage in the hood to feed them chitlets and fried chicken.
Little boy- i was walking home from school today and the "black magic woman" to me to her place and rubbed her weave on me.
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?
by ARandomBlackMan February 9, 2009
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magey

what a magey
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Magic Mexican

A white person who owns/owned a cat with one blue and one green eye.
Ethan: Hiya Steven, how about we hang out at my suburbian house for a couple hours and later go skiing?
Steven: Sounds like a swell plan to me!
Ethan: Yeah! And we can bring my cat with one blue and one green eye as well!
Steven: oh you magic mexican you.
by Savannah s. February 28, 2009
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Maniac Magee

Noun, A crazy smart killer DJ. This dude can drop beats and MAD KNOWLEDGE! See also Gregg
"Hey, did you see that DJ spinning tonight?"
"Yeah, That dude was a total Maniac Magee!"
by SHKSPR March 24, 2009
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